“University Educator” for a Fullerton School Board?

It was strictly honorary. No academic accomplishment inferred.

I believe the children are the future!

Word on the street is that recent Fullerton resident and failed State Senate carpetbagger Sukhee Kang, previously Mayor of Irvine, still has the political fire in the belly.

Hmm. More vaulting ambition from the chucklehead who just blew through who-knows-how-many hundreds of thousands of dollars running for State Senate – only to come in dead last!

The rumor is that now Sukhee is contemplating running for one of the Fullerton school boards. Hell, why not all of them?

Sukhee should know by now that he has absolutely no chance at getting elected anything in Fullerton except maybe a really obscure board. And why not a school board? After all he is a self-styled “educator” and he even paid somebody to write and publish a biography for him.

Well, newsflash Suke: you are NEVER going to get elected anything in Fullerton. And next time around you are not going to have a single endorsement either – except maybe Quirk Silver. The jig is up. Please go back to Irvine ASAP.

 

Now It’s War, Sukhee

IMG_0094Yesterday at 4:17 pm, I took a few pictures of one of our prolific Carpetbagger signs. This one was right below one of Sukhee’s signs.

I emailed both photos to my contact at the FPPC, reminding him that Sukhee had recently filed a complaint regarding the size of the disclaimer on our signs.

Notice how much larger our “paid for” mark is compared to the mark on Sukhee’s own sign?

Sukhee Kang Carpetbagger sign 2

Of course Sukhee’s claim is total bullshit, just like the rest of his campaign. What else can you expect from a guy who titles himself a “University Educator” on his ballot statement?

Today I noticed that many of our CARPETBAGGER signs are gone, including the same one that I took a picture just yesterday. .IMG_0102

So Mr. Sukee Kang is playing dirty. We have crossed the point of no return. This means WAR!

Soldier Boy

Okay, this is just a little weird in a funny way. And desperate.

We know that politicians are always talking up their military experience, if they have any; and sometime fabricating it if they don’t.

Sukhee Soldier

A campaign advisor must have told Mr. Sukhee Kang that he really needed to remind voters in the 29th State Senate District that he is a veteran. It might help – after all Sukhee has only lived in Fullerton a few months, nobody knows who he is,  and everybody loves a vet, right? Sukee’s website devotes an entire section to dwell upon Sukhee’s military service.

The odd thing about this pitch is that Sukhee didn’t serve in our army; he was a non-com soldier in the 70s during the South Korean regime of Park Chung-hee, a quasi-dictator (later assassinated) whose government demanded compulsory military conscription. Now, to be fair, Sukhee isn’t hiding the fact that he didn’t serve in our military, but he’s trying real hard to make his experience relevant.

Somehow, some cynical campaign consultant believes this poofed-up narrative of an utterly unremarkable record can be used to prove Sukhee’s patriotism, devotion to duty, and even more tenuously, his affinity with American servicemen.

I am reminded of how in Irvine, Sukhee’s former running buddies – Agran and Krom pretended to be all gung-ho about a military cemetery at the Great Park, when in reality they just wanted to stall and embarrass the new council majority that got stuck with their 10 years of Great Park corruption and mismanagement. Of course their sympathies seem to be  more with exploitable dead veterans than with living ones.

 

 

Sign & Countersign

Nice

Nice

Where’s Larry?

Sukhee_Kang-face

[Dear Sukheewatchers, here is a re-post from a piece we shared last fall. I just made a quick trip to Sukheeville and discovered that The Sukester still hasn’t listed endorsements from his former fellow Irvine co-conspirators, Larry Agran or Beth Krom. And boy is this interesting: not a single former Irvine councilperson – the folks in Irvine who have seen Sukhee in close up and personal – has endorsed this creep. What does that tell you?]

 

Some guy named Sukhee Kang wants to be our next State Senator. Never heard of him? There’s a good reason for that. You see, Sukhee spent the last few decades living in Irvine, and from 2004-2012 was on its city council and was even mayor of the Mecca of beige stucco. He is mostly known as the second puppet in Larry Agran’s notorious troika that wasted $250,000,000 on the “Great Park” fiasco.

After an embarrassing congressional try in 2012 Sukhee, bailed on Irvine and decided he was going to move to Fullerton, eyeing a soon-to-be open State Senate seat.

It seems that Sukhee really, really wants us to remain ignorant of his calamitous Irvine past and his quick getaway. If you visit his website you will find a whole array of endorsements from Democratic Party politicians, past and present, from up and down the length of California. You will not recognize most of the names because they have little if anything to do with Senate District 29 that includes northwest Orange County.

Larry Agran as the wheels were falling off...

Would he ever tell the truth under oath?

You will also notice two names that are conspicuously absent from his list: Sukhee’s fellow Great Park conspirators Larry Agran and Agran’s other puppet, the notoriously dimwitted, cadmium red-dyed Beth Krom.

Bye, Sukhee. Write if you find work!

Bye, Sukhee. Write if you find work!

Now why would Sukhee want to omit the names of his two long-time comrades, folks he proudly stood shoulder to shoulder with during their eight-year monopoly of power in Irvine?

Ah, now that's better!

Ah, now that’s better!

Is Sukhee really ashamed of his record in Irvine and his servility to Agran? It sure looks that way. And who can blame Sukhee? If you or I had squandered a quarter of a billion dollars of public money, we would probably want to hide our past dubious associations, too.

 

 

Whose Mayor?

It' "local". Local to somewhere!

It’ “local”. Local to somewhere!

Sukhee Kang has a little problem. How do you introduce yourself to the voters when you are trying hard as Hell to keep them from knowing you moved into their community for one reason only: to run for office.

A friend of mine got a piece of political Sukheemail yesterday and quickly recognized that while Sukhee claimed experience as a “local mayor,” he didn’t say where he was mayor, which of course was Irvine – nowhere near the 29th State Senate District.

The new address was somewhere in Fullerton. Everything else was kinda fuzzy...

The new address was somewhere in Fullerton. Everything else was kinda fuzzy…

Most politicians just love to talk all about their accomplishments. Poor Suhhee can’t for two very good reasons. First, his record as Mayor of Irvine was a disastrous kaleidoscope of embarrassment, carrying water for the crooked and yet remarkably inept Boss Agran.

In better days before the Grand Jury report...

In better days before the Grand Jury report…

Everybody now knows about the Great Park failure and all the attendant graft, just like they know about the $16 per ride Irvine iShuttle. Second, Sukhee can’t even mention Irvine anyhow , because if he does, he will just re-emphasize the stinky carpetbagger aroma he has cultivated around himself.

Now there's a clear message!

Now there’s a clear message!

What is poor Sukhee to do?

Welcome to Pinehurst!

In his scampaign to represent us in the California State Senate, shameless carpetbagger Sukhee Kang keeps promising that he he will be knocking on the doors of voters to introduce himself. Too bad you, his lowly, would-be constituents can’t knock on his door. You see, when Sukhee and Mrs. Sukhee,  recently of Irvine, moved to Fullerton (three months after announcing his candidacy) they found a cozy home – behind a security gate.

No, you can't come in. Unless you are Esmeralda, Sukhee's house cleaner.

No, you can’t come in…not unless you are Esmeralda, Sukhee’s house cleaner.

It’s not a little place, either, despite the idiotic lie that the Sukhees were downsizing. It’s one of those McMansions high atop the east Coyote Hills and it overlooks a golf course.

When the kids moved out a smaller place was needed.

When the kids moved out a smaller place was needed.

So this Man of the People moved to Fullerton and immediately sequestered himself and the Missus from the very people he says he cares sooooo much about. Maybe he’s really afraid of us.

Gotta keep up standards. No riffraff permitted. CC&Rs say so.

Gotta keep up standards. No riffraff permitted. CC&Rs say so.

 

 

 

Sukhee Wrote a Book!

The next Hemmingway...

The next Hemmingway…

Well, it looks like a book cover. That’s a real powerful possibility.

In reality, it’s one of those stupid and humiliating “vanity” books that you pay to have published to make yourself look good; or at least semi-literate. And nobody is fooled. Ever.

And so “author” Sukhee Kang regales a would-be reader with the utterly unremarkable story of an immigrant who just had the good sense to hightail it out of some Third World mess for greener pastures in States. The story’s been told a million times.

Look closely and please note the reference to Irvine under The Sukester’s elbow : a “major city.” Only in the ego-driven mind of the former Mayor of Irvine does this banal little pond of beige stucco qualify as a major American city. But that fiction goes right along with his claim of Irvine making a fictional FBI “safest city” list.

So far we have seen Sadsack Sukhee as a phony professor. Well hell, Perfesser got to write a book, no? It’s publish or perish for the man whose ballot statement claims to be a “university educator.”

 

 

 

 

Barney Wewak Condemns Carpetbaggers!

O Sukheewatch readers, at the prompting of “nipsey” I herewith present you with an opinion piece on political carpetbaggery penned by one of our oldest friends. It is a reprint of a piece that first appeared on the famous Friends for Fullerton’s Future site way back in 2010  – when carpetbagging was all the rage in north orange County. Enjoy!

Dear Readers, we have just received a communication from our old Friend – 1974 Troy High School exchange student and Papuan Highlands tribe Headman, B’rni “Barney” Wewak, who opines on the subject of political carpetbaggers. The text has been faithfully translated from the original Sepik dialect, as ever, by the FFFF Australo/Oceania Languages and Linguistics Department .

Barney Wewak shares the wisdom of his ancestors…

Greetings, dear friends in beautiful Southern California, where a beneficent sun shines warmly upon the succulent bosoms of your beautiful womenfolk and luscious orange fruit is plucked freely from every tree!

News has reached me that in your upcoming election for County Headman, the people of my wonderful adopted Fullerton have been plagued by a swarm of outsiders pretending to be your friends and who want to lead you. Do not be fooled for an instant! These people are like the flies on an open wound. Parasites! Interlopers! When they are done feasting on your harvest of taro and your reserve of tapir flesh, they will certainly move on, seeking other choice banquets and leaving your tribe starving and bereft.

And so I urge you to reject these foul miscreants and send them back to their own wretched tribes wherever those may be. Be always mindful to protect your honor and the honor of your ancestors who ever look down upon your deeds.

And so farewell, Friends. May the tree bark grubs fall effortlessly onto your banana leaf; may your women remain fertile and generous; and may the sweet mangoes be always plentiful.

Barney Wewak D. Lit, Cantab.

Hypocrisy of the Quirk

Pondering the consequences of hypocrisy? Naw!

Pondering the consequences of hypocrisy? Naw!

Back in 2014, before she got herself artfully unelected to the California State Assembly, Sharon Quirk Silva decried the carpetbagging of her opponent, Young Kim. Kim was b-a-a-a-a-d because she got herself an apartment address somewhere in the district and ran for office. The Horror!

But now, in 2016, because her party leaders have dictated that it must be so – or maybe because she now thinks carpetbaggery really ain’t so bad after all – Ms. Quirk-Silva is supporting the completely obscene carpetbagging of Mr. Sukhee Kang, the incompetent Irvine Master of Disaster. So which is it, Sharon?

What a difference a coupla’ years make.

 

 

 

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